Meet the Girl Named James.
Yes. I am, in fact, a girl named James. My middle name is Kelly, but I go by Kell — which is slightly less confusing, though airport security still isn’t convinced. I’ve asked my parents why they did this, and they said, “We thought it would be cool,” which I’m pretty sure translates to: “We just wanted to mess with you.”
Beyond my confusing name, I’m a copywriter who has, like many before me, spent hours rewording, deleting, editing, and occasionally arguing with my laptop in pursuit of something clever. Writing about myself has always been the hardest brief, which is ironic considering it’s literally my job. Still, after a few rounds of overthinking and one minor existential spiral, here we are.
I’ve always loved writing. It’s both my escape and my connection to the world. Getting paid to do it is just a bonus I didn’t know existed until I found advertising. I graduated from Southern Methodist University in 2020 with a BA in Advertising and a minor in English. Yes, I am a COVID grad. No, I don’t want to talk about it. Now I work in this fast-moving, slightly chaotic world of advertising, and I genuinely love it. If you want to get to know me, reach out. I don’t bite. Well… that’s a lie. I don’t bite anymore. Or scroll on for a few bonus facts and a very ambitious bucket list.
Bonus Facts
I climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro
I’ve got an irrational fear of a zombie apocalypse (yes, I doomsday prep)
I’ve never been on a rollercoaster
I love Legos (some would say I am obsessed)
I’ve got a cat named Kip and a dog named Akira
Apparently, my first real word was “hockey”
I love hosting trivia night for my friends
I play polo, not water polo, the one on the horses
White House security didn’t believe my name was James
I can make donkey noises on command
My birthday is on St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th)
My Bucket List
Rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones
Become a Lego Master
Have a sit-down conversation with either Eminem, Donald Glover, or David Tennant
Go to Comic-Con in San Diego (I would wear a very elaborate Dr. Who outfit)
Walk around backward for an entire weekend, and when people ask why I am walking backward, I reply, “Well, why are you walking backward?
Befriend a raccoon
Complete an elaborate April Fool’s prank
Prove that we live in the Matrix
Wear only the color orange for an entire week (I have no reason behind this)
Hug a cactus (they seem neglected and in need of hugging)
Become an X-men, Avenger, or Wizard
Dog sled through Central Park
Complete a 100,000-piece puzzle
Find out why the meaning of life is 42
Get on Hell’s Kitchen just to start a fight with Gordon Ramsey
Add more to my bucket list