Meet the Girl Named James.

Yes. I am, in fact, a girl named James. My middle name is Kelly, but I go by Kell — which is slightly less confusing, though airport security still isn’t convinced. I’ve asked my parents why they did this, and they said, “We thought it would be cool,” which I’m pretty sure translates to: “We just wanted to mess with you.”

Beyond my confusing name, I’m a copywriter who has, like many before me, spent hours rewording, deleting, editing, and occasionally arguing with my laptop in pursuit of something clever. Writing about myself has always been the hardest brief, which is ironic considering it’s literally my job. Still, after a few rounds of overthinking and one minor existential spiral, here we are.

I’ve always loved writing. It’s both my escape and my connection to the world. Getting paid to do it is just a bonus I didn’t know existed until I found advertising. I graduated from Southern Methodist University in 2020 with a BA in Advertising and a minor in English. Yes, I am a COVID grad. No, I don’t want to talk about it. Now I work in this fast-moving, slightly chaotic world of advertising, and I genuinely love it. If you want to get to know me, reach out. I don’t bite. Well… that’s a lie. I don’t bite anymore. Or scroll on for a few bonus facts and a very ambitious bucket list.


Bonus Facts

  • I climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro

  • I’ve got an irrational fear of a zombie apocalypse (yes, I doomsday prep)

  • I’ve never been on a rollercoaster

  • I love Legos (some would say I am obsessed)

  • I’ve got a cat named Kip and a dog named Akira

  • Apparently, my first real word was “hockey”

  • I love hosting trivia night for my friends

  • I play polo, not water polo, the one on the horses

  • White House security didn’t believe my name was James

  • I can make donkey noises on command

  • My birthday is on St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th)

My Bucket List

  • Rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones

  • Become a Lego Master

  • Have a sit-down conversation with either Eminem, Donald Glover, or David Tennant

  • ​Go to Comic-Con in San Diego (I would wear a very elaborate Dr. Who outfit)

  • Walk around backward for an entire weekend, and when people ask why I am walking backward, I reply, “Well, why are you walking backward?

  • Befriend a raccoon

  • Complete an elaborate April Fool’s prank

  • Prove that we live in the Matrix

  • Wear only the color orange for an entire week (I have no reason behind this)

  • Hug a cactus (they seem neglected and in need of hugging)

  • Become an X-men, Avenger, or Wizard

  • Dog sled through Central Park

  • Complete a 100,000-piece puzzle

  • Find out why the meaning of life is 42

  • Get on Hell’s Kitchen just to start a fight with Gordon Ramsey

  • Add more to my bucket list